t0m4t0 observes:

Last Thursday I spilled coffee all over my notebooks and reading materials. Today I spilled it all over my pants. I wonder what will happen next?

M reminded me that:

usually her cat, Thor, wakes her up every morning for his breakfast by meowing loudly or by grooming her hair.

This morning, however, Thor watched birds from the window instead of begging her for breakfast.  But he woke her up anyway by shuffling a box with his twitchy tail.

Wes asked Bonnie: Did you get an email from Ted?

Bonnie replied: Yes, I did. Well, actually I got an call from him asking me for my email address. I gave him my email address, but I never got an email.

that bush over there was shaking like it was a person wearing a costume that looked like a bush, and was shaking. 

M told me,

Wes:

Ben said,

Because I’m busy in the evening, I’m going to shave during lunch so that I won’t have to shave later.